Wednesday, July 16, 201407/16/2014
Mature: Wearing shorts that are above the knee.
Not Mature: Still knowing nothing of the stock market.
Tuesday, July 15, 201407/15/2014
Weird Al fans are dorks…and we’re totally fine with that.
Friday, July 11, 201407/11/2014
Plus, the back story on why my interview with Vince Neil went so poorly. I asked him about his hair? His hair?! Stupid idiot Kurt.
Monday, July 7, 201407/07/2014
Bald men with no jobs and no money who live with their parents don’t approach strange women
Thursday, July 3, 201407/03/2014
My Mama always said you’ve got to put the past behind you before you can move on.– Forrest
Tuesday, July 1, 201407/01/2014
Thursday, June 26, 201406/26/2014
Plus, all the unimportant things…in one handy-dandy Blog post. Read it, and you’ll instantly know more about nothing very important.
Tuesday, June 24, 201406/24/2014
POOP IN TOILETS, NOT IN PARKING LOTS!
Thursday, June 19, 201406/19/2014
Do you know what else I like? Going to Target with three items on my list…and leaving with just those three things…it’s a display of incredible will power.
Tuesday, June 17, 201406/17/2014
There’s nothing bad about having one of your favorite bands play at 8am.