Monday, July 7, 201407/07/2014
Bald men with no jobs and no money who live with their parents don’t approach strange women
Thursday, July 3, 201407/03/2014
My Mama always said you’ve got to put the past behind you before you can move on.– Forrest
Tuesday, July 1, 201407/01/2014
Thursday, June 26, 201406/26/2014
Plus, all the unimportant things…in one handy-dandy Blog post. Read it, and you’ll instantly know more about nothing very important.
Tuesday, June 24, 201406/24/2014
POOP IN TOILETS, NOT IN PARKING LOTS!
Thursday, June 19, 201406/19/2014
Do you know what else I like? Going to Target with three items on my list…and leaving with just those three things…it’s a display of incredible will power.
Tuesday, June 17, 201406/17/2014
There’s nothing bad about having one of your favorite bands play at 8am.
Friday, June 13, 201406/13/2014
#5. The return of the Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllll guy!
Wednesday, June 11, 201406/11/2014
Like all impulses…I thought it was a great little idea…but now I feel tremendous pressure every morning.
Tuesday, June 10, 201406/10/2014
If I could turn back time…I would have gone to Cher’s previous two farewell tours as well!