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Kurt’s Blog: The Creepiest Celebs
Kurt’s Blog: The Creepiest Celebs

I had nothing this morning…nothing…I didn’t know what to Blog about…am I out of lists? No…but this head cold is cloudin’ up my brain this morning.

Then Colleen…says…”What about the list of America’s Creepiest Celebrity?”

Yes…done & done.

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Here was the list:

1. Marilyn Manson

2. Paul Reubens

3. Dennis Rodman

4. Howard Stern

5. Andy Dick

6. Charlie Sheen

7. Mama June

8. Steve Buscemi

9. Woody Allen

10. Criss Angel

Alright, this list is terribly flawed.

First off…Marilyn Manson hasn’t been creepy since 2003….and Mama June from Honey Boo Boo? She’s not creepy…she’s the only “real” person on this list.

Where’s, oh I don’t know…

Lady Gaga?

The photographer Terry Richardson…you know, the guy who looks like he should be on several sexual predator lists, but somehow Kate Upton, Miley Cyrus, and other various supermodels love to take naked photos for him.

What about…

Amanda Bynes…creepy.

What about…

Courtney Stodden & Farrah Abraham? Their famous for nothing…and their plastically “enhanced” (although I would call it a dehancement) ¬†faces border on creepy clown mask territory.

Madonna? She’s a bit creepy.

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Paula Deen…when she’s talking about how much she loooooovvvvveees her son? Creeeeepy.

Benedict Cumberbatch? Creepy.Cumberbatch Knightley film set

Any celeb that’s way too thin…creepy.

That’s why Mama June shouldn’t be on the list…overweight celebs aren’t creepy to me…but super-skinny ones are indeed creepy. Looking like a skeleton is NOT a good look.

Who else is creepy? Let me know.

Thanks Colleen….oh, Colleen…not creepy.

AWESOME is as AWESOME does!

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