Big Ken and Colleen

Kurt’s Blog: This Photo Will Keep the Boys Away From My Daughter
Kurt’s Blog: This Photo Will Keep the Boys Away From My Daughter

Double fingers in the nose? Perfect. Undateable. Yes. Just the way I want it to be. Stay away from my daughter you boys.

Priscilla has had that weird stomach flu for the past 24-36 hours…and the poor little thing, she has not been feeling well at all.

Oh, I and learned…when your child vomits on you, you don’t care. If Colleen vomited on me, I would just try and vomit back on her.

 

The Bumblebee Disappearing

Yes, I saw “Bee Movie”, so I know what will happen if bees disappear…but listen, I’m deathly afraid of bees…so any sort of bee disappearance is fine by me. The less bees the better.

If I’ve added it up over my lifetime, I’ve probably run close 20 miles just from running away from bees.

Want me to run a marathon? Well, then, have bees chase me. I will run for miles, and perhaps even break the land-speed record.

Kurt the beekeeper

(this was from the final What Will Kurt Do Wednesday…it is easily in the Top 3 of scariest ones I did).

I’ve hopped fences that I could never even climb over…but there I go, hurdling over them like they were nothing.

Bye bees…let me enjoy my summer…I’m tired of running.

Brandi Glanville

First off…who is Brandi Glanville (I know she’s a Housewife of something)…why did she get invited to the Oscars? How does she have a book? And they might make a movie off this book? No…let’s not let Brandi Glanville accomplish this. We’ve mostly been able to keep Courtney Stodden from being famous…and we’ve stopped caring about Heidi Montag…it can be done. Let’s do this.

Wordsplosion

A fun, new addictive app/game. Very addictive…and fun. You have replaced 94 Seconds as my “current game of the moment” .

Ahh…It’s Good to Be Back in the 90s

Stone Temple Pilots fired Scott Weiland.

Yep, a headline that was compelling in 1997…not so much now….yet, it still applies.

 

AWESOME is as AWESOME does!

 

 

 

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