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Kurt’s Blog: Why Your Computer Is Itchy Today
Kurt’s Blog: Why Your Computer Is Itchy Today

Is Your Computer Acting Weird Today…Is it Itchy?

There’s a reason….Teen Mom’s Farrah’s sex tape hits stores(?) & the web today…and every single tabloid website has images/clips…and it’s causing all of our computer screens to become infected with an itchiness that can only be associated with Teen Mom Farrah.

There’s no appeal for me on this…none. This looks awful.

Plus, Farrah, how can you claim that you are still not wanting the video to get out? You went to the meeting (with your dad & kid…which is beyond comprehension)…and you made apparently upwards of $750,000 for it? You are delusional….oh, and despite what you say, yes, you are a porn actress now. When you shoot a porn…sell it to a porn company…and then receive money for said movie…you have become a porn actress.

My favorite bit of this story…other Teen Moms chiming in on their “review” of the “movie”…one of them said, “OMG, it sounds like a horse dying”. Hilarious.

Now TIME FOR SOME GREAT NEWS

Forgot to Mention This Somehow…

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC – August 4th – Hoyt Sherman Plac

Yoda…Y-O-D-A…Yoda!

Can’t wait.

Justin Timberlake

Umm…he’s going on Tour…sweet.

November 19th – St. Louis

February 9th – Minneapolis

Feburary 10th – Omaha

My wife is a tad excited to say the least. I was excited when I heard the news as well, but I’ve recently been informed by my wife that perhaps I won’t be attending the shows with her…and instead I will be home with the kids while she’s enjoying a girls’ trip with her friends…and Justin Timberlake.

Carrie Underwood

Football on Sunday nights just got better…Faith Hill (who I have no issue with, except for her digitally altered legs, which was just weird…Note: no idea what I’m talking about? Sure thing…in last season’s opening for Sunday Night Football, her legs looked digitally altered…they sort of blended in into the background, like they were added in or something).)..

Anyhoo…Faith Hill out.

Carrie Underwood in.

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Thank you Kurt for posting about this….oh, you’re welcome Carrie Underwood…xoxoxoxo…oops, sorry, it appears I was typing my inner monologue again.

Mui Excellente!!

The Office

My wife & I have watched every episode of The Office…yet, since Steve Carrell left 2 seasons ago, we have been struggling through them, just waiting to get to the finale.

The show really has gone downhill…and we maybe find one or two good laughs in any episode…not the dozen or so we’d have when Steve Carrell was on the show.

2 episodes left…and TVLine.com is saying that Michael Scott WILL appear on the finale, May 16th. It won’t be a full-on guest-starring role, just a cameo.

My prediction…the show ends with him looking into the camera, and saying something like “Wow, that documentary came out much better than anyone expected”…no wait, something like “That went on too long….that’s what she said”.

Boom, nailed it.

 

Jack Reacher

I wasn’t too interested in “Jack Reacher” when it was in theaters…but after reading the Lee Child novel “One Shot” while on my trip to Cozumel, I’m overly-eager to see Jack Reacher, which is out on Blu-Ray/DVD today. Will this be the first Tom Cruise movie I’ll enjoy since…umm…since Valkyrie? Before Valkyrie, I had to go back to 2002’s Minority Report to find a Tom Cruise movie I enjoyed.

AWESOME is as AWESOME does!

 

 

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