Big Ken and Colleen

Kurt’s Blog: You Can Make Your Own Pitbull Song in 6 Easy Steps
Kurt’s Blog: You Can Make Your Own Pitbull Song in 6 Easy Steps

Make Your Own Pitbull Song

Because this is the stuff that I focus on…(Imagine the possibilities if I tried using this much effort on prodcutive things)…

I have figured out how you too can make a Pitbull song in 6 Simple Steps…

(Note: I think Pitbull is AWESOME…so this is more of an homage, but even he can’t deny this).

1. You must reference Miami…or Dade County…or Miami’s area code at the beginning and end of every song. Bonus points if you can put it in the chorus.

2. Refer to yourself as “Mr. Worldwide” at least 5 times a song

3. Find a special guest, have them sing the chorus

4. Your chorus/hook should contain 4-5 countries and cities that you’ve been to, and what you did with the girls while you were there. Bonus points if you can change up the 4-5 countries each time.

5. Perfect the art of dancing while standing still…and of course, the Pitbull “fist in the air” move

Oh, and this move.

Pitbull performs at The Pearl inside the Palms Hotel Casino Las Vegas, NV

6. It must contain 2 instances of a deep growling laughter, a quick, “ha ha” will suffice.

By the way, Pitbull, never stop what you’re doing…it’s working, and it’s AWESOME. Considering all I have to say is, hey-eye-ey-eye….and my 2 1/2 year old chimes in with, Don’t Stop the Party!

 

The Bachelor

Good bye Tierra, you crazy loon you. Seriously, such drama. You have to love the fact that a 24 year old called a 32 year old a cougar.

Best line of the Bachelor this season? “I can’t always control my eyebrow”.

Have fun being booed at the After the Rose ceremony.

By the way Sean, sending Linzey home? That was a terrible mistake. I know, I hate cute, funny, fun-loving girls too…they’re so yucky.

 

 

AWESOME is as AWESOME does!

What's Hot on STAR

Home and Garden Show

HomeandGardenShow_dl-1

February 11-14 at the Iowa Events Center. It’s time to start thinking about warmer weather!

Big Ken and Colleen’s Celebrity Garden

homeandgardenshow16

Vote for Big Ken & Colleen’s Celebrity Garden at the Des Moines Home & Garden Show, February 11-14 at the Iowa Events Center. If they win, they will donate $300 to charity.

Prairie Meadows Lip Sync Battle

PMlipsyncbattle-FI

Lip sync to win cash!

Hire Me Iowa

HireMeIowa_620x400_final

Looking for a job around the Des Moines area? Check out our current job listings here.

STAR Email Club

:Star_EmailClub-01

Join now for your shot at concert tickets, CDs, movie passes & more!

Recent Headlines

17 hours ago in Entertainment

The pouting male models are back for ‘Zoolander 2’

25-overlay-1

Derek and Hansel are back.

17 hours ago in Music

Kelly Clarkson teases top-secret new project with adorable daughter

16-overlay-8

It was a mother-daughter version of a "Super Bowl" ad.