Jimmy's Question of the Day
A few days ago The Today Show had their panel of experts on and they were talking about relationships and the topic was affairs: So they asked the question “Can a relationship survive an affair?”
“Question of the Day”… Can a relationship survive an affair?
Last night I was cleaning my fish tank and forgot how DIRTY of a job that can be. And that got me thinking as the fish were swimming around.
“Question of the Day”… Your watching your friend’s kid’s goldfish and it dies, do you: A) replace it with another goldfish or B) flush it down the toilet and tell them it died?
In was reading a story about a woman who attended a Shrine Circus in Salina, Kansas said she ended up face to face with a tiger in the bathroom. She walked in the [open] door, which closed right after she walked in. There it was… A TIGER!
“Question of the Day”… What would you do if you came face-to-face with a tiger?
I was reading a story about a New York real estate firm. They promised a raise if their employees get a tattoo of the company logo.The employees would get a 15% raise if they do it. There are no size or location restrictions.
“Question of the Day”… Would you get a tattoo of your company’s logo to get a raise?
I was reading a list of the most common list of excuses, in order to get out of a ticket. Top 3 are:
”I couldn’t see the sign telling me not to do it”
“I’m lost and unfamiliar with the roads”:
“I didn’t know it was broken (as in headlight or taillight)”
“Question of the Day”…What excuse have you used to get out of a ticket?
I was reading an article this morning that said… more and more couples are signing relationship contracts detailing how often they will be intimate. These contracts are called “lifestyle clauses”. Unmarried couples and can include how often they are intimate, how they spend their leisure time, and how cheating is defined.
“Question of the Day”… Would you sign a contract that detailed how often you were intimate?
What a beautiful day today. It’s ____ degrees….actually it’s a little warm. I had a One on One with the boss and he turned on the AC. So my “Question of the Day”… Did you turn on the AC? (At the office or home)
I was reading a story today about a 21-year-old woman who went on a first date with 19-year-old in Florida. She said the teen stole her car at the end of the date.The 19-year-old guy pointed a gun at her and took her car. Police got into a car chase with him. He lost control of the vehicle and was charged with armed carjacking, robbery with a firearm and possession of marijuana.
“Question of the Day”… What was your dating nightmare?
“Question of the Day”… What would you do if your ex crashed your wedding ceremony?
I was reading a story over the weekend about Khloe Kardashians worst date ever.It all happened way before she settled down with Lamar Odom.
She says, ["I met this guy in New York and then one time I was on iChat with him, and a naked girl walks in the background and all of a sudden the computer just shuts, like stops and then he texted me an hour later, like, 'Sorry that was my sister'"]
“Question of the Day”… What was your awkward dating moment?