What did we learn this morning? Well first off….Arkansas weddings can be a lot stranger than an Iowa wedding. We mean, we don’t think any one’s running down the aisle looking to shoot a woodpecker.

Also, who needs a DJ when you have the spoon-playing grandpa. He’s available for parties, bar mitzvahs, weddings, and more!

Weddings also seem to have a problem with the handling of….FIRE!

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