So a few weeks ago on the Bachelor…the women revealed that Britt doesn’t shower…ever? Possibly. Here’s that clip….
If this is true…and she doesn’t shower…she must smell terrible…look at my unofficial stats:
- 38 dips in a hot tub
- 1 Hot Air Balloon
- 1 Big & Rich concert
- 35 jogs on the treadmill
- Oh, the group date “Iowa” challenge…although, she never made it to the “milking goats” part. Heck, she didn’t make it past the shucking corn part…yep, she’ll make the perfect farmer’s wife.
- At least 29 spilled drinks
She had to have been in the vicinity when Ashley would get ready…so the amount of hairspray residue must have been immense.
After a few episodes…my wife and I determined that she’s probably a new-school hippie…or something like that. If she had a choice of favorite drink…it’d be a wheatgrass shot or something like that. Although her appearance might not be the typical “hippie”…she is definitely “one with the Earth”.
What could possibly be the reason she doesn’t shower…and more…MORE importantly…how does Chris not notice her stank?
1. Chris is a farmer…and after living on a farm for a long time…you just sort of get used to the smells of the farm, and you don’t notice them anymore….my hypothesis? Britt now smells like a farm….we would notice her smell…the other women notice her smell…but to Chris…it’s just “Arlington”…heck, it might even be a turn-on for him, and that’s why he feels such a deep connection.
2. All the other girls smell even worse. Maybe, just maybe…maybe Kaitlyn and Heidi just reek something awful…and Britt’s smell is somehow slightly less worse.
3. Britt’s hot-pink lipstick is a masking agent. It hides all scents. That lipstick must be have been made in Chernobyl…it’s nuclear pink. Maybe that’s why she sleeps with it on too…it masks it.
4. She convinces Chris that she always just got done working out. She does seem to wear a lot of sweats, yoga pants, and sports bras…perhaps Chris thinks she’s always just fresh out of the gym, so he gives her a pass on her stinkiness.
Seriously…showering…very important. It’s not that hard to do either.
On a personal note….really looking forward to the Exclusive Bachelor Watch Party this Sunday night at the Renaissance Savery Hotel. It’s going to be a fun night of watching The Bachelor and celebrating Des Moines making it’s Bachelor-debut!
There’s still time for you to join me….click here for the details! Much thanks to Greater Des Moines Convention & Visitors Bureau and the Greater Des Moines Partnership for getting this together, it’s going to be a great night.
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