I was off last week…but this needs to be revisited.

Juan Pablo.

Seriously…what a scumbag. Holy cow.

I didn’t like him going into this season of the Bachelor…but after watching the Final Rose ceremony, and the After-the-Rose special…he’s on par with me in dirtbagged-ness with Chris Brown and OJ Simpson.

I won’t rehash it all…but all of us fans of the show can without a doubt say that he was awful…and Nicki (who looks brainwashed) should leave him.

Okay…let’s move on…

Bachelorette Andi was introducted…and with that, I give you my 6 predictions for the “not-even-taped-upcoming-season” of the Bachelorette.

Holy cripes…I just looked online, and they started filming over the weekend. Okay, for the record, I did not click on any spoiler link…I came up with this last Tuesday night.

1. Chris Harrison will make the joke “You know this will be on TV” four more times in the first episode.

2. At least 4 of the guys will make some sort of Juan Pablo joke/reference as they step out of the limo.

3. There will be one guy who talks only Spanish…because we just can’t forget Juan Pablo.

4. One of the dates Andi takes a contestant on will be on a ride-along through inner city Atlanta. (you know, because she’s an assistant district attorney).

5. Another of the dates will be in a courtroom…where Andi will “debate” with a contestant. 

6. She will find love…but not with someone we will like. (Thinking Bentley in Ashley’s season).

AWESOME is as AWESOME does!