Very Disturbing News
This terrifies me to my very core…but apparently, a box of naked Nicolas Cage photos has been stolen from him….which means that they’re out there…somewhere…with no filter…which means it’s only a matter of time before they’ll hit the Interweb.
How can you not be terrified at the thought that the next time you get on your computer, you might see a naked Nicolas Cage.
I didn’t sleep well last night.
How Terrible Is This Look?
I found my old college earring, and the hole in my ear was still open…
This is an awful look…no man over 21 should have one of these.
I look like a non-buff Mr. Clean.
My Daughter’s First Text
Ltttrpooopppy
77hw
That’s what I got from my wife yesterday at 6:29am…a text message that I did not understand. Turns out, my daughter Priscilla had taken the phone while Jennifer was getting ready for work.
I’m so proud…”poop” in her first text message.
This Video is Terribly Accurate
It’s called “Packer Armageddon”…and as a Packer fan, it fit every single emotion I have felt in the past two weeks. Aaron Rodgers, please heal quicker.
Single Kurt is Not Happy With Me
If you took this weekend and flashbacked it about 8 years, this could be an ultimate weekend (and for the record, my wife was okay with both things here, but with all the travel, $$, etc., it just is too much)…
…But PS4 is out today…and Pearl Jam is in Oklahoma City tomorrow night. I have waivered on both of them…more so on the Pearl Jam concert. My friend Plagman put this in my head when he said “It’s only 3 hours to my house in Kansas City, spend the night, and then it’s only 5 hours to OKC”. That totally makes sense to me. The PJ setlists have been so incredible that even at this moment, I’m second-guessing myself…I should go, right? No, I should save the $$ and travel time…but it’s Pearl Jam…I should go.
Ugh…first-world problems are weighing too hard on my mind.
Taylor Swift
You look fantastic.
Pauly Shore
Pauly Shore is out at the Funnybone this weekend, and joined us in-studio. He has a pretty interesting documentary coming out soon…and I really enjoyed his “Pauly Shore is Dead”.
I’ll argue with anyone who says “Encino Man” & “Son-in-Law” aren’t great movies. They are…and they have good heart in them as well. Plus, Son-in-Law had Tiffani Amber-Thiessen doing a striptease. Encino Man has some big laughs that still get me to this day!
Introducing Logan Paul
Check out this guy’s Vine compilation…I LOLed a bunch.
(around the 1:33 mark with Jerome is personal fav…and the last one with the “two average white girls”)
Instant Entertainment
For the past few days, they’ve been installing a new sculpture in the Downtown Sculpture Park. I can’t tell you exactly what it is…it has mirrors or something (I don’t understand art at all)…but what I do know is that they are using a crane to put it together…and my son loves cranes. So thank you Sculpture Park for a very cost-effective afternoon of fun for my kids.
12/22
Mark your calendars…it’s okay if you don’t…but E! will have a Britney Spears documentary, “I am Britney Jean”.
This Made Me LOL
It’s the ultimate “face”-off, Eddie Vedder v. P!nk
Leslie Hall
Leslie Hall’s new video for “No Pants Policy” is everything I look forward to when I hear “Leslie Hall has a new video out”. She never disappoints.
Noodles & Company
Thank you for bringing us the Wisconsin Cheesesteak Sandwich. I heart it.
AWESOME is as AWESOME does!
