So, this morning, the above sign was above 235 (heading Eastbound).
Being the creative guy, and Weird Al wanna-be, that I am….I have some more slogans to help with seatbelt awareness.
Maybe some Kelly Clarkson “Heartbeat Song”:
“This is my seatbelt song…and I’m going to click it.”
Some “Uptown Funk”
“Because seatbelt funk gonna give it to you”

Let’s bring back Carly Rae Jepsen:
“Hey, I just belt you…so click me maybe”.
Def Leppard?
“Pour some seatbelt on me”.
Hozier?
“Take me to belt”
(who wouldn’t love that? Just take me to belt.)
Bring back another round of Meghan Trainor:
“If I’m not clickin’…then I’m die-die-dying”
Vanilla Ice?
“Click Click Baby…Seatbelt”
Whitesnake…
“Here I click again on my own…wearin’ my seatbelt when I’m on the road”
Some 70s’ flair with “Grease“:
“You’re the belt that I click…and I’m safe, safe, safe”.
Brit-Brit:
“Oops…I clicked it again.”
In honor of Shania Twain coming in August:
“Who’s bed has your belt been under?”
For the kids…who wouldn’t love a little “Flick the Camera” from Go Diego Go?
“Say click, seatbelt’s a cinch!”
This is pure gold…I refuse to accept any royalties from this…this is for the good of the people.
AWESOME is as AWESOME does!


