Alright…after being told by our friend Ms. Moviefone Grae Drake…and so many of you…that I MUST watch Love Actually…I did…and I took some notes.
Okay, I had some issues with the movie…it was alright…not something I would want to watch again, but it was fine. I detested parts of it…liked parts of it. It was a movie at the end that made me say…meh, now I’ve seen it.
I took notes…which you could argue made me more critical of the movie…but in this case, I felt like it made me pay attention more. 
And let’s…begin!!
THIS MOVIE IS 2 HOURS AND 15 MINUTES!!
Is this piano music on the menu screen a knock off of “Everything I do”?
The Universal music always makes me feel good.
Did the disc just skip…I’m getting the Universal logo twice…I’m feeling twice as good.
90 second in…movie title…remember Hugh Grant getting busted with the hooker? That was a crazy time. I like Hugh Grant.
Bill Nighy! Legend.
“Bugger Off” is a phrase I need to use more.
Only Emma Thompson can make lame humor funny…are we talking about a nativity lobster? Somewhere, my mother is howling at this.
Who are these people…are they all related?
So Andrew Lincoln is gay…and has a crush on the groom. Got it.
This wedding scene…were these band players friends of the bride & groom, or were the bride and groom just so oblivious to the fact that there were…what…14 strangers in their audience.
“God of Sex”. I like this Colin.
BOOBS! this was unexpected.
Not sure how I feel about Watson feeling up boobs.
This movie has a soundtrack for Nanas.
Bill Nighy!!
Hugh Grant saying “right” should be England’s National slogan.
BOOBS!
What’s up with the “Launderette” sign in the apartment? Who advertises Laundry? Maybe that’s not what launderette stands for.
Oh, the classic ringtone of the Nokia phone. I mostly associate this ringtone with Jurassic Park 3…because the T-Rex swallows the phone and that’s the only way they could tell it was nearby…even though it was a ****** T-REX! (Okay, focus Kurt).
Is “Blue” … O-Town?
Hey it’s the British Got Talent hosts. I like those dudes.
They should have that sort of Xmas music competition here every year too.
Hey, it’s Billy Boy Thornton…it’s definitely early 2000s.
What? Billy Bob Thornton a sleazebag? Who would have guessed?
Ok…umm..Natalie isn’t chubby.
Does everybody in this movie know everybody?
I’m not ready for Hugh Grant dancing. This segment should be called “Nanas going wild”
Uggh…this is getting long.
So many Claudia Schiffer references…I’m sure she’s showing up.
Ooo…a back tattoo…foreshadowing….
Oh, I thought Andrew Lincoln was gay…he’s in love with Keira Knightley? I wonder what these characters’ real names are? Was this supposed to be the twist? Or am I just dumb. Probably dumb.
Prediction…Colin Firth’s friend already knows how to speak English…and these scenes are dragging.
“Come up stairs in 10 seconds”…the dude took 17 seconds.
Mr. Bean!!
This reminds me of Von Maur.
Wait, wait? I thought Alan Rickman & Emma Thompson were…oh nevermind.
“It’s just carolers” worked??!?!?!? What? …and the carolers sang “Silent Night”…with a backing band. That’s not how carolers work! Ridiculous.
Dude, you blew your chance…she just married your best friend…you gotta let that go…you’re making a fool of yourself…and yep, she just ran after him…and kissed him. Great. Good message here. Legit trying to steal your best friend’s girl. Happy holidays everyone.
Colin!
Natalie…not chubby.
Bill Nighy’s manager…not chubby.
Again…every Nana owns this soundtrack.
Are you telling me …that in all of Parliament…NO ONE HAS NATALIE’S ADDRESS?!?!?!?!
And there’s Claudia Schiffer.
Of all the carols, you went with King Wencelas? yeah, I didn’t spell that right.
Why…are…we…going…to…the…airport?
Oh boy, more Colin Firth drama…of course, they bring out the wrong daughter…why does she have to be one that we’re supposed to laugh at? Mean.
Can I fast forward through this marriage proposal?
Apparently Heathrow has no security risks…ever.
Wait..is Mr. Bean in on this? Is he part of the whole scheme?
THERE IS A CHILD RUNNING THROUGH THE AIRPORT. NOBODY IS CARING.
How old is this kid? 11? and you’re professing love…in front of her parents? Bold strategy Cotton.
Alright, I will go with “okay, the kid outsmarted everyone and got past 8 levels of security”…but…BUT…how did Liam Neeson get past security without a boarding pass…or does Mr. Bean have boarding passes for everyone?
These two aren’t going to make it past 6th grade.
Colin brought back…Denise Richards. Man, the early 2000s were a crazy time.
Did Kate Middleton steal Natalie’s wardrobe?
See…there were some issues…but there were things I liked. Like I said…it was just, a whatever type movie for me. Glad I saw it…now I feel like I understand more holiday romantic comedy jokes…I could have just used it to be about 30 minutes shorter.
