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Kurt’s Blog: Ranking All the Hallmark Christmas Movies Only By It’s Title

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Kurt’s Blog: Ranking All the Hallmark Christmas Movies Only By It’s Title

So there all these Hallmark Christmas movies, and to be honest, each year I tell myself, I’m going to try and watch 10 of these, just to have a notion of what these movies are all about. However, each year, I find a new excuse not to watch them…

This year?

At home learning. There’s just too much…and how can I really feel the impact of Candace Cameron-Bure’s acting when I have kids asking math questions I don’t know the answers to, right?

Alright, so here’s what I’m going to do…I have all the 2020 Hallmark Christmas movies’ names…and I’m going to rank them based solely on their name, and what I think I would enjoy the much.

Easy as that…and here we go.

27. Cranberry Christmas – (Cranberries are the worst fruit)

26. A Nashville Christmas Carol

25. A Goodwink Christmas: Second Chance, First Love

24.  Jingle Bell Bride

23. The Angel Tree

22. Heart of the Holidays

21. The Christmas Ring

20. Meet Me at Christmas

19.  Christmas Waltz

18. One Royal Holiday

17. The Christmas Doctor

16.  Holly & Ivy

15. If I Only Had Christmas

14. Christmas Tree Lane

13. The Christmas House

12. Christmas By Starlight

11. A Timeless Christmas

10. The Christmas Bow

9. Chateau Christmas

8. Deliver By Christmas

7. Christmas With the Darlings

6. Christmas in Vienna

5. Five Star Christmas

4. USS Christmas

3. Good Morning Christmas

2. A Christmas Tree Grows in Colorado

….and #1?

Never Kiss a Man in a Christmas Sweater.

I will never know what these movies are actually about…but that’s the definitive list.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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