My jaw dropped this morning…how is Gerardo getting a reality show on VH1? I don’t have a reality show. Surely, I’m more interesting than Gerardo, right? It’ll still be more entertaining than anything Kardashian-related.
Don’t remember Gerardo? Here you go….and yes, his show is called “Suave Says”
Victory is mine. New high score for “Flappy Miley“..or Floppy Miley…whatever the app was called. I deleted it after getting to 4. Only took about an hour over the course of 4 days.
Do you know what band I’m totally hooked on right now? The Pretty Reckless. Sure, it might have to do with Taylor Momsen’s clothing-optional wardrobe…but the album is great. “Miss Nothing” seems to have 3 different chorus, which is something I quite enjoy.
12 Years a Slave is out on BluRay/DVD. This is tops on must-watch movie list right now. Sorry “Thor: Dark World”.
I was filling up outside of Council Bluffs on Friday…saw a girl walk across the gas station…she turns back and yells “Do you want ‘Drink-n-Munch?” To which some guy by their car yells…”Yeah…drink-n-munch”. I love couples that have their own language. Drink-n-Munch apparently means food & drink. I am using this now.
Speaking of Drink-N-Munch….ummm…there’s Bacon Flavored Pringles now. Excellent. Apparently they are only available at Walmart.
If you had asked me 5 years ago…”Do you like Matthew McConaughey or Kevin Spacey?”…I probably would have said yes, but I think I would have had to convince myself of that. How times have changed. All things McConaughey & Spacey are now most AWESOME.
Oh…kids…don’t have sex with Hot Pockets. That story is just awful. Oh, and while I’m telling you not to do things…stop neck-nominating. That is the dumbest & most dangerous & stupidest thing ever. Go back to trying to down spoonfuls of cinnamon or something.
AWESOME is as AWESOME does!
