So the Grammys are on Monday night…which should be most excellent. I know my 4-year old daughter is very excited that Taylor Swift is opening the show (she learned that she’s a Swifty the other day).
What makes an award show even better? The drink!
I’m off next week, so I thought I’d post this today…plus, this allows you time over the weekend to stock up…
Just Take a Drink Whenever These Happen
Taylor Swift makes this face.
She’s always in shock…here’s proof…
Drink anytime Adam Levine says something baffling…or profound…or something he thinks is profound…but is just really gibberish.
Drink anytime Adele sings with her hands. Adele has Christina Aguilera disease…she sings with her hands when she’s attempting to reach a high note (or emphasize a point).
Drink anytime someone mentions Kanye…drink the whole thing if they use Kanye & “Genius” in the same sentence.
Drink everytime you see a nipple. Oh, may the boobs..I mean booze…be plentiful Monday night!
Take a drink for each of Nicki Minaj’s different hair colors
Drink whenever LL Cool J flashes the peace sign
Drink if you see the Biebs‘ underwear.
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Drink if someone thanks Beyonce….or just stares at her in awe.
Drink at any mention of “Trump“.
Drink if you see Joey Fatone or Lance Bass.
Drink if Pitbull yells “Dale!” (or dalay?)
Drink if literally someone you never have heard of wins a Grammy.
Drink if Chris Stapleton is using his beard as a tie.
Drink if Carrie Underwood’s legs cause you to collapse to your knees and make you say “Thank you Jesus”. (oh, that’s just me?)
Drink if Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift hug…for some reason, I see them hugging.
Drink if they show a shot of One Direction…followed by a shot of Zayn.
Drink if a winner fans themselves with the envelope.
Drink everytime someone stumbles their lines while presenting an award.
Drink if you cry during Adele’s performance.
Drink at any sight of a hoverboard.
Boom…by 9:00…you should be either:
a) in bed
b) passed out on the couch
c) congrats, your a champion drinker!
Enjoy the Grammys!
