So…I wasn’t moved by Infinity War the way many were…
When Thanos snapped his fingers, I heard people openly weep while our favs became dusts in the wind…I remained cold-hearted…knowing, well, yeah, sure, you just killed off SpiderMan & Blank Panther? Sure ya did…these heroes are all coming back….
But…do they need to? I say no (and one of these didn’t “perish” in the snap, but wish he would have…
Who can stay dusty?
Falcon
Scarlet Witch (because that way she doesn’t have to save Vision again…and Vision can stay out of the movie. Vision is terrible…boring, confusing, pointless.
Star Lord – Wait, what? yes, that’s right, Star Lord can stay dusty. Do I love Star Lord? Yes…he’s hilarious, but this all could have been avoided if you could have just kept your stuff together….YOU ARE TO BLAME.
And…here’s the one that will anger my son…
IRON MAN…I wish he was part of the purge. Get rid of him…Iron Man is the worst. The only good Iron Man was the Iron Man from the very first movie…since then, it’s just Iron Man drones…cranky, know-it-all Tony Stark…and congrats on having no superpowers. Jarvis did all the work….oh, and you somehow created Vision…who is the only thing worse than you.
We lose Winter Soldier and keep Iron Man? Gross. Life is unfair.
