Making the State Better…So Some of You Have to Leave
If you’re just drizzling butter on your sweet corn…or, and heaven forbid, you’re not even putting BUTTER ON YOUR SWEET CORN…you’re going to have to leave.
Not liking ranch? Gotta go.
Not getting Raygun humor? It’s on the next bus to Nebraska.
We’ll miss you…but these are the quickest ways you’ll get banished from the State of Iowa.
https://soundcloud.com/kencolleenkurt/making-iowa-a-better-statebut-some-of-you-have-to-go
https://soundcloud.com/kencolleenkurt/if-youre-not-putting-butter-on-your-cornyoure-outta-here
