Kurt has Star Wars jokes…and this might be his best effort yet in a comedy corner?
WHAT IS A MANDALORIAN’S FAVORITE PASTA?
FETT-UCCINE
WHAT DID YODA RIDE AS A KID?
A DO-CYCLE, BECAUSE THERE IS NO TRI
WHERE DO YOU GO TO LEARN ABOUT STAR WARS?
WOOKIE-PEDIA
WHAT’S JAR JAR BINKS FAVORITE MEAL?
MISO SOUP
WHAT SOUND DO YODA’S SHEEP MAKE?
DAY GO BAHHHH
WHAT DO YOU CALL FOR A DROID THAT DOESN’T USE DEODORANT?
C3-BO
WHAT STANDS IN A STORE WINDOW MODELING THE LATEST STAR WARS FASHION?
MANNEQUIN SKYWALKER
WHY DIDN’T LUKE SKYWALKER’S MARRIAGE LAST?
HE USED…DIVORCE
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CONDOR EATING AVOCADO TOAST?
IT MUST HAVE BEEN A MILLENIAL FALCON
WHAT DOES ADMIRAL ACKBAR TAKEN WHEN HE’S TIRED?
IT’S A NAP
HOW DOES LUKE SKYWALKER GET AROUND THE FOREST?
E-WOKS
HOW DID DARTH VADER KNOW WHAT LUKE WAS GETTING HIM FOR HIS BIRTHDAY?
HE FELT HIS PRESENTS
WHY COULDN’T LUKE FIND LOVE?
HE WAS LOOKING IN ALDERAAN PLACES
HOW LONG HAS ANAKIN SKYWALKER BEEN EVIL?
SINCE SITH GRADE
IS BB HUNGRY?
NO, BB-8
THE GREAT PILOT LANDO CALRISSIAN…WHAT WAS LANDO’S NAME BEFORE HE BECAME A SKILLED PILOT?
CRASHDO
WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO HAN SOLOS SINGING TOGETHER?
HAN DUETS
WHAT STAR WARS CHARACTERS SELL HOT DOGS?
ADMIRAL SNACKBAR
HOW DID THE REBELS COMMUNICATE ON THE MOON OF ENDOR?
EWOKIE TALKIES
WHAT TIME IS IT WHEN AN AT-AT STEPS ON YOUR CHRONOMETER?
TIME TO GET A NEW CHRONOMETER
WHY DID THE STORMTROOPER BUY AN IPHONE?
BECAUSE HE COULDN’T FIND THE DROID HE WAS LOOKING FOR
WHO IS HAN SOLO’S FAVORITE RAPPER?
TU-PACCA
WHAT DROID ALWAYS TAKES THE LONG WAY AROUND?
R2 DETOUR
HOW DOES DARTH VADER LIKE HIS STEAK?
WELL DONE, DONE, DONE, DONE DA DONE, DONE DA DONE
