Kurt has Star Wars jokes…and this might be his best effort yet in a comedy corner?

WHAT IS A MANDALORIAN’S FAVORITE PASTA?

FETT-UCCINE

WHAT DID YODA RIDE AS A KID?

A DO-CYCLE, BECAUSE THERE IS NO TRI

WHERE DO YOU GO TO LEARN ABOUT STAR WARS?

WOOKIE-PEDIA

WHAT’S JAR JAR BINKS FAVORITE MEAL?

MISO SOUP

WHAT SOUND DO YODA’S SHEEP MAKE?

DAY GO BAHHHH

WHAT DO YOU CALL FOR A DROID THAT DOESN’T USE DEODORANT?

C3-BO

WHAT STANDS IN A STORE WINDOW MODELING THE LATEST STAR WARS FASHION?

MANNEQUIN SKYWALKER

WHY DIDN’T LUKE SKYWALKER’S MARRIAGE LAST?

HE USED…DIVORCE

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CONDOR EATING AVOCADO TOAST?

IT MUST HAVE BEEN A MILLENIAL FALCON

WHAT DOES ADMIRAL ACKBAR TAKEN WHEN HE’S TIRED?

IT’S A NAP

HOW DOES LUKE SKYWALKER GET AROUND THE FOREST?

E-WOKS

HOW DID DARTH VADER KNOW WHAT LUKE WAS GETTING HIM FOR HIS BIRTHDAY?

HE FELT HIS PRESENTS

WHY COULDN’T LUKE FIND LOVE?

HE WAS LOOKING IN ALDERAAN PLACES

HOW LONG HAS ANAKIN SKYWALKER BEEN EVIL?

SINCE SITH GRADE

IS BB HUNGRY?

NO, BB-8

THE GREAT PILOT LANDO CALRISSIAN…WHAT WAS LANDO’S NAME BEFORE HE BECAME A SKILLED PILOT?

CRASHDO

WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO HAN SOLOS SINGING TOGETHER?

HAN DUETS

WHAT STAR WARS CHARACTERS SELL HOT DOGS?

ADMIRAL SNACKBAR

HOW DID THE REBELS COMMUNICATE ON THE MOON OF ENDOR?

EWOKIE TALKIES

WHAT TIME IS IT WHEN AN AT-AT STEPS ON YOUR CHRONOMETER?

TIME TO GET A NEW CHRONOMETER

WHY DID THE STORMTROOPER BUY AN IPHONE?

BECAUSE HE COULDN’T FIND THE DROID HE WAS LOOKING FOR

WHO IS HAN SOLO’S FAVORITE RAPPER?

TU-PACCA

WHAT DROID ALWAYS TAKES THE LONG WAY AROUND?

R2 DETOUR

HOW DOES DARTH VADER LIKE HIS STEAK?

WELL DONE, DONE, DONE, DONE DA DONE, DONE DA DONE